Close Enough For Noir: What The Hell?

-Like an Asian Man gaping at his choices.
-blueothello(right this moment)


The HTG Awards, a blur of a time before a time. I awoke after a month long coma and Oh my god I still have a job. My happiness can be measured in thinly written blog posts but enough of that, I came here for a new reason....to talk about all the faboulous new shows of this session...or at least what I like about it.

Heavy Hitters:
These are the shows I watch as soon as the Week Pages come up shows like....

WOLFGANG & ZOMBIE:
I know the guy who writes this and he's an uber-cool astronaut, he'd be more UBER COOL if he gave me a raise but aside from that I fucking love his show because I like cartoons and I like Nazi Zombies. If this show died then a piece of me would die with it.

THE MASSACRE:
I love my Conspiracy Theories and Quantum force feeds them to me every week. The "Rubicon" of HTG TV and my god I wouldn't want it any other way.

BEHEMOTH:
It's a totally awesome show for totz rad peoplez, if you aren't watching well...yeah.

SCANNERS:
Tia Carrere is hot enough and the writing is A-OK. Not to mention a plot manly enough to put hair on the guy sitting next to you's chest. I love Scanners like a schoolgirl loves her Italian Reality Shows.

THE TICK:
The Tick's back, ergo Comedy's back. I love the show and I just got into it a little while back. DON'T BE ME, GET ON THIS GRAVY TRAIN RIGHT NOW.

Sleepers:
The shows that surprise me, usually read them later on.

SPORT OF KINGS:
There's plot behind those tracks and by Jesus' glory that plot is enough to keep me stumbling back for more.

THE LUNCH MONSTER:
Animation is at an all-time high and The Lunch Monster is what I'd call the Sleeper of the 4 Animated Series. It comes to the table with everything to prove as it's Producer Dartcher's debut Television Series. With Rogue's thin lineup chances are this'll see a renewal.

SOUTH HAMPTON:
The writing doesn't pull me in and what I percieve as a Teen Bopper plot doesn't either but hey, we all have our guilty pleasures. Wink wink nudge fudge.

Other stuff:
I get to these last or virtually never

Suicide Handguide & New York:
The guy who writes these are really awesome and he already told me the entire series premise so I never have a need to read these.

FALSETTOLAND:
Homosexual Musical fails to thrill me, I don't know why but it just does.

UNDERGROUND DAN:
I never ever got around to watching it, should I start?

HOLLYWOOD PIT PRESENTS:
Grr.

THE WAYSTATION:
Watched the first ep, failed to pull me in and I struggle to get through the second.

But hey, there's a couple of other shows on Television but so far I don't have an opinion at all on those, if you care at all about this, Close Enough for Noir or I Am An Astronaut drop by the comments. Your comments are our food. OMNOMNOM.