Close Enough For Noir: Detective Fightmaster at his Finest

-Grrrrowl


Seen here is Autumn Reeser who will be playing Ash Brooks in Raptor/Quantum's new show The Massacre. Catch it this fall on Rogue Net but to hold off you crazy dogs I made it my personal mission to interview this lovely lady about the upcoming show. So as I applied my fake mustache and black suit I came up with an idea to get me into Club Siberia free of charge...which failed. 100 bucks after the fact I was able to meet Autumn Reeser at a small bar. With the music thumping and the dancers out I slowly edged over to her before making contact.

blue(othello): Brrrrrrraaaalll(in my mind: Hey, how you doing?)

Autumn: What?
I screwed up! Time to quickly regain composure.

blue: I said Heeeellllllllll this place is cold! I love it though.

Autumn: Oh, me too. So who are you anyway?

blue: Me? I'm Maxwell FightMaster of course(my codename for every situation involving women of course.). Now a little birdy told me that you have an upcoming show.

Autumn: Oh the Massacre? Yeah I'm in that. I play a woman named Ashe.

blue: You in a horror TV Show!? That combines two things I love!

I start bumping my head up and down to the music, the only way I can blend in with the crowd of course!

Autumn: No it's a Conspiracy Thriller. Like Rubicon, I'm a main character.

blue: Rubicon? I love that show! So how often am I gonna be seeing you?

Autumn: Well I[m kinda minor at first so in the pilot don't expect to see me but I come to prominence in the later episodes.

blue: Awesome! Say how about I buy you a drin-

At this point a large hand arrived on my back. Mr. T, damn he found me. Two minutes later I found myself on the ground outside of Siberia. The fool! He wasn't counting on the Wire tapped to my chest. I had all the news I needed but alas I was banned once again. Oh well, T can never stop me. This Action Journalist blueothello punching out!